Logic 101

A. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

B. on the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

C. Conclusion. Eat what you like. It's speaking English that's killing you.

That concludes our lesson for the day.

God bless America and save the Queen. Amen. hallelujah! Where's the Tylenol? Or the paracetamol?

...Whatever

-Bastian Gatten